Is there a cellphone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me! I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.Ĭall me leaves, because you should be blowing me.ĭo you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.ĭid you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!Īre you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass! Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?Ĭan you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.Īre you a farmer? Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons? How about you let me clap those cheeks tonight?ĭid you fell from heaven? Because your booty is swollen!Īre you a Middle Eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pantsīaby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet. Just to let you know I eat the booty like groceries That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.Īre you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you! Were you born in a toilet? Because you’re the shit! ![]() Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!Īre you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!Īre you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall Roses are red, grass is green, and you should come to the crib and fuck the team! Would you f*ck a stranger? – No?! – Then let me introduce myself, my name is _Ĭan I put my Charlie in your Chocolate Factory? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D behind U Be the super partner and play around with some of these dirty quotes.ĬHAPTER ONE Words Are Powerful #Say No To Sex and Love Abuse Make him/her feel, needed, wanted, loved and safe. Here we have some of the most touching, naughty, romantic and the best ways to express your emotion. This book, Dirty Pickup Lines has this well-constructed words or punch lines that commands and activates the mind for action. And it gives you the exact results you desire in your love one. This wonderfully structured and sensibly valued collection of quotes snaps the mind into hypnotism and imaginations. ![]() This book is for anyone who wants to have a fun and expressive present for different events in the most charming sentences ever. With gratitude for your inspiration, support and encouragement …Īnd promoting an effective love life Why I wrote this quotes Men Quotes, Love Quotes For Him, Dirty Quote, Twerking Quotes, Peppery Flirty Quotes For Her, Peppery Love Quotes For HER, Engagement QuotesĪlso note that these quotes were researched from various libraries and carefully selected ![]() Please check out the following books by the same Author. Thank you so much for taking time to have this book. Or by any means, optical, digital, electronic, mechanical, Stored in a retrieval system, transmitted, broadcast or communicated in any form ![]() No part of this publication may be reproduced,
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